Hillary Clinton I.

Bill Burr says the conventional wisdom about the next big earthquake being in Southern California is wrong.

"Everyone's betting the West Coast," he says. "There's too much money on the West Coast. So it's gonna be the East Coast."

That's how I feel about Hillary Clinton in 2016.

I'll explain exactly why in subsequent posts, but really, it kind of all boils down to "There's too much money on Hillary Clinton."

Passing the Buck

I love it when I print something at work and my PC announces: "This document was sent to the printer."

1. The passive voice.
2. It's practically saying, "I did my job. I can't vouch for that printer, though."

Such a lazy, self-centered computer! C'mon, be a team player. The funniest part is that the printer is HP also.